I figure that maybe another thing I should list on my dork list is "taking online quizzes." Peracchio had a humourous quiz on his blog, and it pointed me to this site: blogthings. I dig it. It figured out my linguistic profile, which is tricky these days, seeing as I'm one of the few people who say "y'all," "sneakers," and pronounce "aunt" in a way that rhymes with "daunt."

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English

30% Yankee

10% Dixie

10% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern