Pre-Star Wars Depression

I'm not going out to see Ep III tonight, and I don't think I'll get to see it for a couple days, which is a huge disappointment. Ah, well. I'm coping by doing crappy quizzes online.

You Are a Self Help Book!

While your advice is not always welcome...
It's always right on target.

Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick

American Cities That Best Fit You:

50% Atlanta

50% Boston

50% Chicago

50% Los Angeles

50% Miami

Your SAT Score of 1540 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush
You Scored Higher Than Al Gore
You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny
You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates

Your IQ is most likely in the 140-150 range

Equivalent ACT score: 34

Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
California Institute of Technology
Stanford University
Princeton University
Yale University
Harvard University

You Belong in New Zealand

Good on ya, mate
You're the best looking one of the bunch
Though you're often forgotten...
You're quite proud of who you are

This is just so adorably, unabashedly stereotypical:

Your Mexican Name Is...

Don Jarini

And just because it's appropriate:

Star Wars
Name and Title

Your Star Wars Name: Najha Skars

Your Star Wars Title: Rahkas of Iel