The Red Sox are damn near finished.

I'm so glad I didn't watch the Red Sox series this weekend. It would've just broken my heart. Instead, it just deeply depresses me. I don't even know if I want to put forth the old "Minnesota and Chicago are going to play each other a lot over the next month and a half, that leaves us an open door to get back in this" theory. In fact, I don't.

In lighter news, I'm sure that there's a joke about the connection between the lovely Sasha Cohen and the not-quite-as-attractive Sacha Cohen, but I don't know what it is.