Fine, Odysseus had it worse, but...

As you may know, I live in a less than reputable apartment complex, so I was enthused to hear on my return to town that in order to decrease crime/shootings/genocide in our parking lot, management added a large spotlight to illuminate the grounds. Y'know, that whole "bright places are safe places" bit. If nothing else, it gives our residents decent light to aim their handguns by.

So I'm thrilled about the light, it's just its placement that I mind.

Yes. That is my bedroom window.