Approaching: The Summer Movie Preview

Now that almost every single huge movie of the summer has been released, I will be putting out my summer movie preview soon. It'll sure to be full of phrases like "I'm thinking the magic of those Shrek movies will have finally run out this time" and "I'll bet you any money that this Pirates movie will be even more confusing than the last one." But it'll be okay because, y'know, I thought of all this stuff months in advance. I totally did.

Now, run along before I tell you who I think will die at the end of Spider-man 3.