Good news - my two least-favorite director's seem to be on their way to a fight to the death. After Uwe Boll called Michael Bay a "f***ing retard," Bay fired back that Boll was a "f***ing idiot." On the off-chance either of them ever get invited to the Oscars, we'll have to sit them on opposite sides of that no-talent section they have in the back so that fisticuffs don't break out, which would be rough for Bay because Boll is trained boxer, time that he could have spent learning to read above a fifth-grade level. I can see the headline "Asshole Talentless Director Kills Director Of All Those Movies You Hate." And it would save us from Transformers 2.