WRITINGS & NEWS
I haven't really posted anything interesting in a while, but I finished The Deathly Hallows today, the Celtics traded for Kevin Garnett, I'm moving in with my younger brother, and I'll see the Bourne Ultimatum in a day or two. I'm sure I can find something to stitch together.
In the meantime, enjoy the sugary goodness that is Charlie the Unicorn:
Alright, I give up:
Can someone explain Arcade Fire's Neon Bible album to me? It's one of my favorite albums of the year, especially since a) I live in The Woodlands and b) I work at a church.
You see, the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler, grew up in The Woodlands (and went to high school at Phillip Exeter in NH, interestingly). I ran into Andy Osenga shortly after he bought the album, and he suggested to me that the whole Neon Bible album was probably about church in the Woodlands. "It makes sense," he noted. "I've never met anyone from the Woodlands who didn't work at a church."
Butler eventually packed up bags from The Woodlands, moved to Montreal and started Arcade Fire. On one of his first albums, he wrote a song called "The Woodlands National Anthem," which I don't pretend to understand but I've included lyrics for those curious.
But Neon Bible is several steps beyond just one cryptic song. Filled with accusatory tunes like "Neon Bible" and "Intervention," which includes the chorus "working for the church while your family dies," it's tough for someone in my position not to listen to the album with a careful ear. The band recorded the whole album in a church (how's that for symbolism?), and their tour is decked out with religious symbols - in neon, appropriately.
So, I've done the Google search in the title in several different variations without any real success, though I have uncovered a lot of people who feel the whole thing is a grand metaphor for Bush. Surprise.* And so this is my plea: could someone who comes across this post through web searches or linkings or what have you please explain to me what this whole album is about, and what The Woodlands has to do with any of it?
And now I play the waiting game.
*By the way, if this post is found by one of those grand-metaphor-for-Bush people, could you please not leave messages like "anyone who doesn't think this album is about Bush has his f---ing head in the sand," or "it's such a f---ing cop out to think that this album isn't about Bush," etc. You may in fact be right - I'm willing to listen to such theories - but I've just read enough abrasiveness for right now. Make your case in the Queen's English, please.
Perhaps you wondered what it would be like to have Will Ferrell as your father.
Now you know:
I learned some things yesterday:
1. If you put dish soap in a dishwasher, it foams right up.
2. Dishwashers have a vent at the bottom that allows this foam to exit the dishwasher.
3. If you put a lot of dish soap in (say, filling both soap trays) a lot of suds will form (say, filling the room with bubbles).
4. If you do these things in the break room at work, you will never, ever, ever hear the end of it.
Ignore these things at your own peril.
Far be it from me to post news about Britney Spears, or to link to a People article, but this little piece of info has cropped up across the net and everyone needs to know about it: Britney has announced that she's letting her fans vote for her new album title. Click here to see the 5 options.
April and I both feel that the Lindsay Lohan one is probably her best option.
