This is harder than you think.

This is why you're fat.

If you've ever thought "y'know, I've really got to start eating better, but that junky, unhealthy food is always so tempting," then this website is for you.

In related news, I think I'm gonna try to drop a coupla pounds again.

It's not bushy, no.

Today someone referred to my hair as a "fro."

In my entire life, that has never happened to me before.

Before They Were Famous

Hey! Here's a collection of famous actors in TV spots before they were famous!

It's worth clicking on for ten reasons.

10. John Travolta in short-shorts.
9. John Travolta singing about the chemical properties of soap.
8. Leonardo DiCaprio, multiple Academy Award nominee, shilling Bubble Yum.
7. Ben Affleck's cell phone.
6. Ben Affleck's hair.
5. Seth Green's hair.
4. Oh my God, Seth Green's hair.
3. Keanu Reeves really enjoying some Corn Flakes
2. Bruce Willis singing about wine coolers and almost but not quite french-kissing a dog.
1. That amazing commercial for "The McDLT" ('It keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool!') with Jason Alexander is there.

Trust me, you don't need any reasons beside that last one. Who thought that product would ever be a good idea?

These Boots Were Made For Walken

In 1988, Christopher Walken (never one to turn down a check) appeared in what seems to be perhaps the worst movie ever made. It's a film adaption of "Puss In Boots," and for the record, the syncing issues - and the superimposed cat graphic - were in the original movie.